Mad Libs Announces Press Release Edition2 Products 

Mad Libs Announces Press Release Edition

NEW YORK – Citing a level of excitement not seen since the invention of social media, media and PR representatives everywhere are going crazy over the newest Mad Libs Press Release Edition. Originally designed as a game, marketing assistants and junior account executives everywhere are using the new tool to save time while easily generating dozens of press releases. “The… Read More
Bosch Colonoscopy BoreScope Products 

Bosch Colonoscopy A55 Borescope

CHICAGO – Marking the North America Tool Manufacturing Division’s first foray into medical products, Bosch released its new A55 12V colonoscopy borescope this week, allowing doctors to work on the undercarriages of their cars and patients with the same tool brand. “We really felt this was a way Bosch could push into an area never before explored by a traditional… Read More
gender neutral extension cords Products 

Company Launches Gender-Neutral Extension Cords on Kickstarter

SAN FRANCISCO – Tired of having to constantly endure ridicule from their ‘woke’ peers for the use of “male” and “female” to describe extension cord and cable ends, Gender-Bender Cables debuted a line of gender-neutral extension and removable power cords on Kickstarter this week. “These new cords forego traditional labels of male-female terminations and usher in a new era of… Read More
Metabo HT hand tools Products 

Metabo HPT to Launch Metabo HT Hand Tools

BRASELTON – Sensing they hadn’t yet caused enough brand confusion, KKR Investment group has diversified into hand tools with the debut of Metabo HT which will operate as a third separate company under the investment firm next to Metabo and Metabo HPT. “Not to be confused with Metabo or Metabo HPT (which you shouldn’t confuse with Hitachi Power Tools or… Read More
Greenworks 240V Max battery pack Products 

Greenworks Goes All-In with 240V Battery

MOORESVILLE – Realizing there was still one battery voltage they hadn’t yet tried, Greenworks decided to leave everyone behind and introduce a carted 240-volt MAX battery system that ensures no one will ever compete with their dominance over selling more tool voltages to consumers than Baskin Robbins has flavors of ice-cream. “Our new 600-cell system will output the same amount… Read More
tool amazing amazon reviewers Products 

This Tool is Awesome, Says Every Amazon 5-star Reviewer

SEATTLE – Spouting helpful platitudes like “this tool has changed my life” and “wow, so powerful”, every Amazon 5-star reviewer provides incredibly helpful and bias-free insight into otherwise unheard of tools. Tool Reporter explored recent Amazon user reviews to find out the most helpful information provided by your typical Amazon reviewer who leaves a 5-star rating. Among the reviews we… Read More
Bosch tools made Stonehenge Products 

Researchers in Europe Find Stonehenge “Definitely Constructed” Using Bosch Tools

After an intensive study spanning over 3 decades, researches in Europe have concluded that the Stonehenge archeological phenomenon was most definitely constructed using Bosch tools. “The evidence plainly and specifically points to the use of Bosch SDS-Max rotary hammers and other tools in the construction of these giant stone monuments,” said Gayle Chernov, chief archeologist on the Stonehenge site. “For… Read More